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Football fan. Tennis twat. British bint. Mental marsupial. Photoshop abuser. Not in that order. I get bored easily, that's why the alliteration stopped.
herspanic:

What my dad texts me at 1:17 AM

herspanic:

What my dad texts me at 1:17 AM

(via detrankis)

— 1 minute ago with 158269 notes

a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

(via hopesohara)

— 1 minute ago with 257418 notes

us-wnt:

portlandthorns:

longliv3talley:

lovealexmorgan13:

matydiko:

Alex Morgan previews Thorns game at Seattle

“The Thorns forward scored a goal in the Thorns 2-1 win against Seattle April 21. The Reign is winless, but the Thorns say they won’t take their struggling opponent lightly.
Timbers forward expects a tough game against their Pacific Northwest rivals.”

 

Go Thorns!

“Tobin’s coming soon” 

“Tobin’s coming soon”….

TOBINS COMING SOON

Tobin’s coming soon.”

“Then Tobin’s going back to France”

(via alldayuswnt)

— 4 minutes ago with 58 notes
#allez le heath 

it’s not you, it’s your football team.

(Source: mrsallonso, via wosoamerica)

— 38 minutes ago with 2729 notes

that walk when you get called out of class to leave early

image

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via you-just-got-megged)

— 2 hours ago with 94488 notes

Lionel Messi for D&G

(Source: thelionelmessi, via xavi-s)

— 7 hours ago with 223 notes
soccphan:

how?

BREAKING NEWS: football player runs after ball.

soccphan:

how?

BREAKING NEWS: football player runs after ball.

(via chillin-like-tobs)

— 7 hours ago with 273 notes

Some things never change.

(Source: bryantskobe, via chillin-like-tobs)

— 7 hours ago with 27102 notes
barefootphilosopher:

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

i laughed way too hard at this

barefootphilosopher:

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

i laughed way too hard at this

(Source: crazycatslovers)

— 7 hours ago with 92423 notes

tyler-is-your-captain:

soccphan:

Kokmeijer was seriously injured by opponent Rachid Bouaouzan playing for Sparta Rotterdam on 17 December 2004. Kokmeijer’s leg was broken badly and he was forced to retire from professional football.

same type of foul, same leg in full swing, just two inches lower

soccphan confirmed for troll

soccphan, you used to be good at this.

— 22 hours ago with 66 notes
bring in the dancing lobsters

bring in the dancing lobsters

(via carlifuckinglloyd)

— 1 day ago with 27486 notes